The Slow Gin Fizz

…and you’re welcome

life lessons from a sick day spent watching the real housewives of orange county/nyc February 23, 2009

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  1. i was not the target market for a single commerical i saw all day
  2. you can never be too rich, too blond, too shrieky, or too stupid
  3. it’s called orange county because thats what color everyones skin is
  4. apparently the future is here, and the future is steamed vegetables
  5. the recession isn’t happening in california, or at least on california tv
  6. oh god, the nyc housewives are even worse.
  7. all these people’s kids are mad creepy
  8. this is not helping my stomach ache
  9. why does anyone read the new york post? i had to read it over the weekend and it was horrible! though the word search was fun. though word searches have no place in a newspaper.
  10. i am glad i will be too poor to ever go to the hamptons

 

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