The Slow Gin Fizz

…and you’re welcome

What I Learned At The Latest FUCT Show March 5, 2009

1 – a foam party is fun for like 2 minutes, then there’s a lot of cleanup.

2 – lisa and i could easily have a stand-up comedy act…more on that later.

3 – i should never get my real estate license.

4 – this isn’t really a lesson, but i think i did witness someone become sterile.

5 – men in prom dresses are always funny.

6 – i love my friends a lot, but i really don’t want to have a cuddle party.

7 – the extra gay, low-tech version of cirque du soleil is probably way better than the actual cirque du soleil.

8 – i had never heard the song “mr. roboto” in its entirety before.

9 – the only thing britney spears seeks more than coke is my approval.

10 – i really want to live in the west village.

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4 Responses to “What I Learned At The Latest FUCT Show”

  1. jian Says:

    this is the best! everyone should come next time…well anyone who doesn’t mind nudity and violence.

  2. [...] troupes in a converted warehouse/brothel. Ironically, in Rachel’s last review, she mentioned “gay cirque du soleil” – this show took that concept to a new level. The memories are fuzzy because I was under the [...]

  3. John75 Says:

    Avoid old standby questions and ask incisive questions that make the candidate think. ,

  4. FUCT Says:

    How do we let you know about upcoming shows?


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