- I know straight bitches love the gays, but dang, this is redic
- my hair is so bangin. Am I worthy?
- if I am worthy, how can I use my bangin hair to benefit humanity?
- and do I really need to? Is not my existence benefit enough?
- why do I sometimes have a british accent when I muse?
- could it be that my soul is from the mother england?
- in which case I should move to nyc because it is closer than Chicago to England.
- when it comes to real estate, I long to pay more money for less space all for the privilege of dying alone.
- however, I wouldn’t die alone there. The tri state area loves me!
- check it, how stupid big is my tag on this blog. And you know what they say about men with big tags…
The existential musings of gay cousin ted April 1, 2009
Things I am mega excited for this spring/summer April 1, 2009
- gay cousin ted’s visit (I could break down the itinerary, but it’s just too much awesomeness)
- the possibility that this will inspire gay cousin ted to blog again
- seeing the beastie boys whom are the greatest band of all time*
- hopefully getting out of the bitter barn and playing in the hay
- seeing the national twice who are one of five things to come out of Brooklyn that I don’t hate
- attending massive amounts of mets games allowing me to eat massive amounts of shake shackery
- the possibility that the mets will not let me down like they do every season and like every man I know does
- revisiting the life altering experience of seeing perry farrell, jerry cantrell, and tom morello** play together.
- seeing dépêche mode and U2 whom are two of the most iconic bands of our lifetimes
- WOLVERINE
* tickets go on sale thursday at noon and I am not to be disturbed
**jerry cantrell and tom morello are the greatest guitarists of all time
