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Movie Reviews: Twilight the DVD/Blu-ray April 7, 2009

I love Twilight, even though it’s not well written and there are plot holes and character inconsistencies. But, isn’t that what true love is – to be able to love something so much that the flaws cease to matter?

There were a billion different DVD versions released on March 21st, but I bought the Blu-ray version from Target because it came with a free iTunes download of the movie and all the special features (movies on iPod rock!). Also, I virtually stalked the entire production of this movie, so I had already seen most of the other extra material and read about almost every scene. *sigh*

Why Twilight the DVD/Blu-ray is way better than Twilight at the movies:

  1. You can pretend Twilight went straight to video instead of being the highest grossing movie for a female director EVER.
  2. Watching the “Journey from Page to Screen” segment made me appreciate Catherine Hardwicke as a director even though the movie was a hot mess.
  3. Watching the deleted scenes made me realize that they actually did leave in the best parts…amazing.
  4. Kristen Stewart (KStew) says that she’s a bad actress and she wishes she could play someone other than herself
  5. Rob Pattinson (RPattz) makes fun of his expressions and acting throughout the entire commentary – in a critical moment, he says, “That’s not acting, I think I was really just cold – were you filming that?”
  6. Catherine said everyone’s looking older, so RPattz mentions he’s looking too old and haggard to play Edward, so Summit Entertainment should “get Efron on the phone!”
  7. The amount of times RPattz mentions his perfect man-brows makes me believe that he really does read all the celebrity gossip about himself.
  8. KStew actually understood the book and is very awkward and embarrassed most of the time – this is somehow redeeming.
  9. I know Stephenie Meyer HAS to support the movie, but I don’t think she would know a good movie if it started sparkling and then bit her in the ass nah’mean?
  10. There’s a piano concert of RPattz playing a tune he just made up for the movie in the special features section – you can call him a douchebag, but he’s a definitely a talented one.

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Theatre review: everyday rapture April 7, 2009

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  1. Sherie Rene Scott is amazing. and her bday is 2 days before mine. go aquarius!
  2. she has a record label that released the soundtrack for Passing Strange, which you can think of as ‘Rent for Lisa’. I listened to it this morning! I am both excited and scared for spike lee to make the movie.
  3. but this play was also really awesome. it was a musical, but entertaining enough so I didn’t keep thinking ‘why don’t they just talk normally’. she sang about being fancy without actually being annoyingly fancy.
  4. in theory, a life sized macbook should have been my worst nightmare, but it was the best theatrical tribute to youtube that I’ve ever seen.
  5. they understood my fears of encroaching.
  6. I love love love when a band plays in the background on the stage behind the actors.
  7. I wish I had backup singers helping me narrate my life.
  8. I like hearing about someone from the heartland falling in love with new york. especially Topeka.
  9. in the show, she lost her virginity to a magician! she is so lucky. I love magic and I refuse to accept that it’s only an ‘illusion’.
  10. for all I care, the whole play could’ve been about being amish and having a gay amish cousin. two opposable thumbs up!
 

Twenty Questions Tuesday April 7, 2009

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 Name:  Joe

 

1.   Ghostbusters 1 or 2? 

I only recognize the first one…  Any don’t get me started on why a Marshmallow Man makes complete sense compared to a walking Statue of Liberty.

2. What is your drink of choice?

Jameson.  On the rocks.

3. What album/songs are you listening to right now?

The new Matt Berry Album ‘Witchazel.’

4. What is your favorite episode of Seinfeld/Friends?

I have a feeling these questions were not made with me in mind.

5. What do you wish you were doing right now?

On a road trip… to anywhere.

6. What are you doing right now [besides answering these questions]?

Watching Venture Bros. Season 3.

7. What country will you never visit?

Probably Afganistan.  Don’t have many fans there.

8. Nickname you wish you had?

Something other than ‘that guy.’

9. Who is your favorite superhero (actual or imagined)?

Wolverine.

10. What is your favourite Keanu Reeves Movie?

OK, now I’m really sure this wasn’t made with me in mind.

11. Who is the oldest celebrity you would sleep with?

Carrie Fisher.  But she’d have to dig up that metal bikini.

12. Which ‘Saved by the Bell’ character did you most resemble in high school?

Oh, come on now……..

13. Name someone who needs to be told something about themself?

Don’t we all?    Ok…..  Rachel.

14. Who is your favorite New Yorker?

Meh.

15. What is your favorite way to curse someone/something awful?

Fuck you.  I’m not tellin.

16. What is the most embarrassing song on your ‘Get Psyched’ playlist?

Jukebox Hero.

17. Which celebrity do you hate for no reason?

Donald Trump.  He just needs to shut up about everything.

18. Amy Adams vs. Isla Fischer?

Who?

19. What would you do with a snuggie?

OK, that’s it.  I’ve had it… 

20. Any Questions?

Am I done yet?