The Slow Gin Fizz

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3.5 Amish Days April 9, 2009

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on monday morning, my cell phone broke. on thursday afternoon, i finally got around to replacing it. a few observations:

1 – good lord, why did you all let me leave my voicemail greeting like that for so long? i sound like i’m 12.
2 – with email, AIM, gchat, facebook, and twitter, i am constantly in touch with everyone i need to be and really didn’t miss having a phone at all.
3 – i use my blackberry for more things than my cell phone, but i still really don’t want to combine the two.
4 – i got 3 voicemails: one from my dad telling me about easter, one from eric making fun of me (thanks lori), and one from someone who i’ve been playing phone tag with for 6 months who never answers his phone when i call back. i think that means i win at not talking to people.
5 – i got 3 texts: 2 from my coworker running late on monday morning (she then emailed me), and 1 from digs probably making fun of my facebook status about not having a working phone. again, i win.
6 – i still remember the five phone numbers i needed to know before i got a cell phone. but not my mother’s cell phone number, because she got hers after me, of course. ask me if you’re on that list and maybe i’ll tell you.
7 – i hate every non-smartphone on the market right now. i think companies aren’t even trying to make them good anymore.
8 – verizon’s backup assistant is the best thing ever.
9 – verizon’s store on 42nd and 6th is the worst thing ever.
10 – i hate losing all my hysterical saved text messages every time i get a new phone.
11 – it’s fun to call people from 310 numbers when they don’t expect it.

 

Reasons Why Gay Cousin Ted’s Vacation Will Rule April 9, 2009

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1) It will be spent with the ladies of the slow gin fizz.
2) I will be attending my first New York Mets game.
3) Karaoke
4) The Great Astorian Taco Truck (hopefully at 3am).
5) Jian and Lori.
6) Cute lunch with Sean.
7) The Roots!
8) Rock of Ages on Broadway at the Nederlander Theatre!
9) Alcohol
10) Tomfoolery
11) Indigenous Middle Eastern food
12) Beer Garden
13) Rapture
14) Brunch
15) Brooklyn
16) Gay Dive Bar
17) Watching Noelle run the Boston Marathon
18) Movie Day
19) Zac Efron
20) Not having to go to work.

-Submitted by Guest Blogger Extraordinaire Teddy Jay