back in nyc
no bread. starting to wig out.
easier with mom.
comments you can expect to hear from me while watching American Idol with teddy during his vacation April 11, 2009
- [bitter moments leading up to show] this is not why people come to new york city
- we could all be getting laid right now
- hey teddy, how’s the beer? awesome! it would taste better if you were getting a lapdance whilst drinking it, like normal gaymen who come to this city.
- [once show has started] are you sure that isn’t carson daley?
- why are we listening to this crap?
- wait, that’s the ‘good’ one?
- this sure as hell aint no ‘since you’ve been gone’
- she is totally not smiling with her eyes. oh, wrong show.
- instead of drinking out of coke cups, they should be advertising whatever meds paula is taking. i would buy stock.
- simon is the voice of reason. why are they boo’ing him? he’s being nice.
- i think everyone with a british accent just sounds meaner and smarter
- wait, randy isn’t a member of the jackson family? then why the hell is he here?
- does ‘other girl judge’ say anything of consequence ever?
- i never thought i’d say this, but talking animals would maybe make this better.
- that really isn’t carson daley?
