Irony: when I,
plan a trip, and that same trip
nearly destroys me.
In the interest of someday turning 30, things that are not going to happen for a very very long time April 20, 2009
- anyone sleeping in my bed
- going to a concert that starts at 11:30 on a weeknight
- mini golf with anyone I know
- karaoke
- dancing
- talking to humans
- going to sleep past 8:15pm
- allowing others to grab my fanny
- buying alcohol by the pitcher
- while not eating bread products
