- ew, I really hate when I have to see people spit in public
- especially women
- is that sexist?
- hehe, Rachel said spit
- omg she wants to spit in the dugout, like she just did something saucy to a met
- she better keep her hands off Delgado
- I would’ve pegged her for a swallower
- I don’t really know what that means actually
- I mean, I know WHAT it means, but I don’t know what qualities are indicative of a ‘swallower’
- that sounds like a fun insult to use on Rachel from now on
- I wonder if guys can look at a girl and tell which she prefers
- oh my god, what else can they tell by looking at us
- I hope lori’s company takes the mets seats that allow Rachel to spit in the dugout
- so many questions will be answered
- thank god no one reads this blog
My thought process when Rachel said “ooh i want to spit in the dugout” April 21, 2009
twenty questions tuesday April 21, 2009
Name: Anakin McFly. That’s not my real name. I’m not telling you my real name.
Occupation(s): Student, and webmaster of Keanu site whoaisnotme.net.
1. Ghostbusters 1 or 2? Can’t remember 2, so I’ll go with 1.
2. What is your drink of choice? Ice lemon tea, which I drink far too much of.
3. What album/songs are you listening to right now? Nothing. Silence is golden.
4. What is your favorite episode of Seinfeld/Friends? Don’t watch Seinfield, and most of Friends is awesome. It’s like picking children…
5. What do you wish you were doing right now? Having a working PHP comments script for my site. Still working out bugs in the newly-created user login system, so a working comments script is still far away…
6. What are you doing right now [besides answering these questions]? Pondering the amount of undone homework I have left to do.
7. What country will you never visit? Never say never.
8. Nickname you wish you had? I occasionally regret not going with one of my original screename choices of Anakin Neo McFly. Back then in my foolish youth I thought it was sci-fi geek overkill, but IT IS NOT.
9. Who is your favorite superhero (actual or imagined)? Chuck Norris. …No, not really. I’m only saying that because no one else is coming to mind.
10. What is your favourite Keanu Reeves Movie? The awesome that is The Matrix. I pretend Reloaded does not exist.
11. Who is the oldest celebrity you would sleep with? I don’t do sleeping with people. Unless no sex is involved, whereupon I’ll go with anyone who doesn’t snore too loudly.
12. Which ‘Saved by the Bell’ character did you most resemble in high school? Haven’t watched that.
13. Name someone who needs to be told something about themself? Isis, Keanu’s official stalker. Someone needs to let her know that she is the crazy one, not us.
14. Who is your favorite New Yorker? I don’t know many New Yorkers…
15. What is your favorite way to curse someone/something awful? Zark you.
16. What is the most embarrassing song on your ‘Get Psyched’ playlist? ‘Embarrassing’ is a subjective term. I have songs from ‘Bill & Ted’s Excellent Musical’ gotten off billandted.org, but they are most triumphant and not at all embarrassing.
17. Which celebrity do you hate for no reason? Orlando Bloom.
18. Amy Adams vs. Isla Fischer? Amy Adams, because I don’t know who Isla Fischer is.
19. What would you do with a snuggie? Had to look that up, and… whoa. I learnt something new today. I would wear it, I guess.
20. Any Questions? Yeah, but I already know the answer. It’s the question I don’t know. ‘What is six times seven?’ seems far too simple to be right.
