as opposed to the beer garden where i did get body slammed into the ground composed of rocks
- the beach
- my bed
- ikea
- sleepy’s
- fuerza bruta
- the healing couch
- anywhere in keanu’s house
- met’s stadium
- chicago
- not brooklyn
places i would not mind getting body slammed April 26, 2009
We win at blog! April 26, 2009
Hey all! As per the thingy at the bottom of the right hand column, our blog is almost at 5,000 hits. Granted, half of those hits are me and rachel. About 2,000 are from Ted, Lori, Jian, Natalia and Sean. So that means that 500 hits are from people who have never seen us drunk and stupid. Whoohoo! I just thought I’d send a special thanks to some of the people who found our blog via google searches on the interweb:
- a lot of you out there really like gin and if you knew that it was ‘sloe gin’ and not ‘slow gin’ we never would have found each other. thanks! oh, and to that guy who thought it was ‘slowe gin’, that was adorable.
- to anyone searching for ‘keanu reeves’, i know it’s been hard. stay strong!
- it’s a little disconcerting that about 200 more people read my meatloaf cover band concert review than my Roots concert review. come on people!
- for the many of you who were so concerned about the difference between snuggies and slankets, $50 is just way too much money to spend on a blanket with sleeves. full stop.
- to the 8 people who did google searches for ‘nacho fountain’, i love you. feel free to send me an offline message so we can mate.
- to the 3 people who searched for ‘worst songs to wake up to’, if you are trying to get your significant other to move out, there are easier ways.
- for the 3 people who needed ‘spanish alters in the home’, you spelled altar wrong, and jesus is pissed. this is where you need to be: http://goliath.ecnext.com/coms2/gi_0199-1164791/Creating-sacred-space-altars-in.html
- for the 7 people trying to figure out ‘fun things to do with coworkers’, i’m sorry, but you’re trying too hard. a lack of activities is not the reason no one invites you out for drinks after work. try not tucking your shirt in one day. for kicks.
- to the guy who wants to have sex with his gay cousin, your gay cousin is probably not as cool as mine, so it’s probably not worth the family strife this would cause
- to the guy who wants to watch a movie about gay cousins having sex, you should meet the aforementioned guy of #9. you’d probably have a lot to talk about.
