forgive me, this only works in the third person
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Very_special_episode
- lisa’s dad takes her to see ‘bill and ted’s bogus journey’ in the movie theatres. mom makes decision to have more oversight of her family’s movie choices. life is forever changed.
- in second grade, lisa is told she is not holding a pencil correctly. no action is taken. years later, lisa is mocked for having remarkably bad handwriting for a girl.
- lisa asks a boy to the junior prom. he tells her he will go with her if he doesn’t ask anyone else. neither of them attend the prom.
- lisa asks a boy to senior prom. he tells her he is forgoing prom due to financial constraints. lisa goes alone and has to sit at a table with strangers because her friend’s table was mathy and could not withstand an odd number.
- lisa gets drunk for the first time senior year at an abandoned building while a lame band rehearses. pattern develops.
- rachel goes to england. lisa seeks comfort in the arms of strangers in the woods. turns 21. rachel brings home stuffed Mr. Beefy doll. lisa calls rachel eurotrash until she forgets.
- lisa visits brooklyn. many times. documents to be released from vault in the year 2024.
- lisa moves to queens. meets greatest sandwich of all time and falls in love. lisa finally understands brunch.
- lisa discovers sake. lisa pukes by the rite aid. lisa disowns sake.
- lisa meets gin. lisa loses memory and dignity, gains peace and serenity.
