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Pop Quiz Hotshot October 9, 2009

Filed under: Lisa's Lists — theslowginfizz @ 8:58 pm
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feverish delusion or something i saw in the original miniseries V, which i watched in its entirety tonight

  1. reptiles disguised as humans
  2. wearing ‘men at work’ jumpsuits
  3. mankind being in the hands of a poor man’s kevin bacon
  4. an alien impregnating a young human virgin aboard the mothership
  5. an abundance of members only jackets
  6. feathered hair
  7. maggie seaver as a bitter divorce
  8. a food cart vendor who delivers in a skimpy waitress uniform
  9. lisa enjoying science fiction
  10. the media being manipulated by the hands of evil. ah, i guess everything is as it should be.
 

Reasons I would like to become a robot October 9, 2009

Filed under: Lisa's Lists — theslowginfizz @ 2:38 pm
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  1. no man is an island, but robots can be with the right programming
  2. in the movies, robots always win in fights
  3. in cartoons, they are friendly
  4. in south africa, they are traffic lights
  5. they are usually shiny
  6. KITT was like the coolest car ever, and even kept hasselhoff from drinking
  7. robots don’t get sick
  8. no one breaks up with a robot
  9. I could be the physical embodiment of hotness without having to go to the gym
  10. no one ever calls robots nice