http://www.thefablife.com/2009-10-14/the-most-adorable-web-video-since-that-wedding-dance/
- figure out the rhyme and reason behind property tax law
- make a powerpoint presentation documenting my dating life
- do the brady bunch dance at the mall
- actually go shopping at the mall
- plan jian’s wedding
- at the office xmas party, do the humpy dance (cause it’s your chance to do the hump)
- make desserts in the window of a candy store
- full contact foosball
- gymboree
- recreate an episode of CSI
- OCD means that sometimes I will need to watch 20 hours of the only television show while trapped in bed sick, even if it means opening a video store rental account
- there is no room for feelings in evidence. I like that!
- nick’s erratic southern charm and accent is unfailingly charming to me
- warrick is cool and flawed enough to be someone I find attractive and would want to date
- most badass female characters on television
- including a former showgirl!
- they kinda treat the bodies like fossils. I like fossils.
- if it’s good enough for taylor swift, it’s good enough for me
- btw, did you know she’s a quadruple threat? sings, dances, acts, and plays dead. is there nothing that sassy gal from the south can’t do?
- the most complex and elaborate crimes get solved in an hour. it’s gonna take me like three times as long to pack for my vacation, with everything I need in the same room.
- everything at the crime lab is so shiny
- grissom knows everything, including sign language. that reminds me of teddy.
- whoever thinks up the crimes on the show is a really scary genius
- eventually, something I picked up from the show is going to benefit me in real life
- the corpses remind me of six feet under. tear.
