the funniest things lori ever said to me, or at least the only ones i can remember right now. naturally, some of them are better in context. HAPPY BIRTHDAY PUERTO RICO!!!
1 – “that’s not the girl he came out of the bathroom with”
2 – “you went to trivia without me?!”
3 – “he’s my longest relationship after verizon” (fyi this is not in reference to a significant other)
4 – “i didn’t ask if you cleaned out your vagina”
5 – “why do you hang out with people that aren’t us?”
6 – “did they just say sesame chicken?”
7 – “i like how you say very straight, like there are those who are slightly straight”
8 – “you can’t make me put vinegar on my french fries”
9 – “don’t laugh at me, i’m wonderful”
10 – “my father is more of a jewish mother than my mother ever was”
