The Slow Gin Fizz

…and you’re welcome

Reasons I am a mets fan cheering on the Yankees in the world series October 29, 2009

  1. I was made in the Bronx
  2. my mom is a yankees fan. she rocks. so does my crazy friend mike who makes baseball even superawtastic.
  3. even the roots left philly for new york
  4. remember that time philly ruined our lives? and then that other time?
  5. new york gets even funner when we win shit. even when the yanks lost last night, it was still crazy fun.
  6. phillies fans boo seven year old girls and I suspect they also kick puppies
  7. I finally have a valid reason for cursing at teddy
  8. philadelphia is closer to Brooklyn in geography and spirit
  9. shane? chase? jayson??? it would be like cheering on the mean rich boys from a john hughes movie.
  10. the phanatic is stupid

THE PROOF: http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/video?id=7088461

 

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