- what kind of footwear do lumberjacks wear? Can I use this to justify buying new sneakers? No.
- I am caring about this way more than actual lumberjacks would
- am I just gonna look like a hipster?
- what do suspenders even accomplish?
- this would be way easier if the timber museum had been open
- why did I spend so much money in seattle on honey and nothing on pacific northwest indigenous clothing???
- why do Halloween stores sell like 15 light sabers (which don’t even exist in real life) and nothing resembling an ax (which is a real thing)
- I need a boyfriend
- do lumberjacks still exist?
- why do I wait till the last minute every year when I know how terribly I function under pressure?
- shouldn’t I be having a lori’s birthday miracle?
- Halloween is stupid
- where the f is jian and the magic punch?
- why are there no craft stores downtown?
- I’m so confused.
