- i always wait till the last minute to create my costume, totally freak out, and then it works out just fine
- me and rachel get along
- flirting is easier
- unlike in real life, there’s always at least 3 people in a 2 foot radius that look dumber than you do
- screaming in bars is not only ok, but encouraged [by non rachels]
- not dressing slutty makes me feel superior and comfortable
- people are really f’ing creative
- ie the people who dressed up as the gatekeeper and keymaster from ghostbusters
- on every block you see someone with a costume that makes you go ‘OMG LOOK IT’S ____’
- in new york things are actually open and you can take your pick of streetlights and people [but not spaghetti]
- you don’t have to feel guilty about having the ‘single ladies’ song in your head
- when the yankees win a world series game, you get to high five a wrestler, a gladiator, and borat
- a shot of tequila, lime, and tobasco sauce somehow makes sense and tastes amazing
- and the fact that it was bought for you by an insane slutty cop isn’t such a big deal
- you get to meet the king of poland
- gumby speaks
- strangers bleeding profusely isn’t as scary
- talking to strangers is fun and has no negative repercussions
- cops yell out ‘married with children’ references from the mic in their van
- new york city finds a way to kick even more fat ass than it does normally
