phrases like ‘shut up’ or ‘what did you say’ just aren’t making sense now that we’re all typing. for your approval, a new dictionary
- shut up -> End
- hey, why don’t you come by my place later -> Enter
- what did you say? -> Backspace
- i’m sorry, i didn’t mean to say that -> Delete
- cockblock -> F2
- let’s change the subject -> Shift
- i need a drink -> Tab
- gotta run, something suddenly came up ->Insert
- i’ma fucking put that guy on the floor -> PgDn
- thanks for helping me get home last night -> PgUp
- this place sucks, i’m leaving -> Home
- i wish that guy would leave the country so i never had to talk to him ever again -> Alt
- how do we get out of going to that guy’s birthday? -> Esc
- please don’t let me give my number to anyone at the bar who’s name i can’t pronounce and is wearing a mask -> NmLk
- please take my phone so i don’t text anyone -> ScrLk
