The Slow Gin Fizz

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reasons why it’s ok [for me] if rachel doesn’t drink in november November 5, 2009

Filed under: Lisa's Lists — theslowginfizz @ 11:34 pm
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  1. it makes it easier to explain why we’re different
  2. it’s a new thing to fight about/discuss in calm tones
  3. november is stupid
  4. it has absolutely no effect/affect on my own drinking habits
  5. heck, i’m drunk right now as i write this, and i feel great about her life choice
  6. it’ll be interesting to see what [if any] of the movies she loves are suddenly unfunny
  7. does this mean she no longer talks about comedians?
  8. it was scary the time she told me about setting her hair on fire
  9. it was even scarier when i saw her set her hair on fire
  10. she’ll always have gum*
  11. maybe she’ll blog more
  12. maybe as an act of rebellion i’ll drink more which always leads to people liking me better
  13. we can finally take welding classes
  14. maybe it will motivate me to pick up whiskey as a hobby
  15. kindly disregard this list. just realized november is a 31 day month. i tried saying it out loud and ‘rachel, want to go get a water later?’ totally sucks.

*is it recovering drug addicts or alcoholics that chew a lot of gum?