- it makes it easier to explain why we’re different
- it’s a new thing to fight about/discuss in calm tones
- november is stupid
- it has absolutely no effect/affect on my own drinking habits
- heck, i’m drunk right now as i write this, and i feel great about her life choice
- it’ll be interesting to see what [if any] of the movies she loves are suddenly unfunny
- does this mean she no longer talks about comedians?
- it was scary the time she told me about setting her hair on fire
- it was even scarier when i saw her set her hair on fire
- she’ll always have gum*
- maybe she’ll blog more
- maybe as an act of rebellion i’ll drink more which always leads to people liking me better
- we can finally take welding classes
- maybe it will motivate me to pick up whiskey as a hobby
- kindly disregard this list. just realized november is a 31 day month. i tried saying it out loud and ‘rachel, want to go get a water later?’ totally sucks.
*is it recovering drug addicts or alcoholics that chew a lot of gum?
1 – we’re the only ones who will ever truly understand that
2 – we never fight, i have no idea what you’re talking about
3 – so’s your face
4 – effect
5 – it’s good that you did that
6 – none
7 – no
8 – yes
9 – yes
10 – i don’t know about that, but you might have just unintentionally quoted friends
11 – eh
12 – make sure you act retarded too
13 – no
14 – yes please
15 – please explain to me how your quality of life has been any different after 3 nights at bars with me this week. also you just quoted singles.