- he corrects people’s grammar in this tone of complete condescension
- he is an unreliable narrator (which we kinda learn in the St. Patrick’s Day party episode)
- he went to Wesleyan
- i think the girl he is going to marry will be a skank
- he has an evil smile
- he had a threesome with Winnie Cooper
- Victoria was lovely and he was not only a crap boyfriend, but also cheated on her
- he went on a blind date with the same girl twice and rejected her only because she dressed up her cats
- he’s from ohio
- i can’t sleep
- was i ever a screaming teenager? i really don’t think so.
- so here’s what i’m wondering. homeboy is like a hundred plus years old. he’s seen things. european things. and he falls for not only a young person, but a dumb young person…from america? really?
- and all that romantical crap she was spouting out. don’t kids get drunk and screw each other in someones basement anymore?
- please tell me there’s going to be a prequel about dr. cullen.
- the best thing i can say about this movie is that it makes me never want to fall in love [or anything close] ever again. it seems awful. and accurate. hopefully a deterrent to today’s youth.
- were the vampires eyes more rediculous this time around? and dude, they’re pale, we get it.
- the dialogue has not improved. though i am glad that the entire theatre laughed at the more rediculous lines.
- jacob is an extremely beautiful manwolfchild.
- and seriously, what’s up with bella being this like, monster groupie? it implies a daddy issue far beyond my comprehension.
- bella refers to herself as a cougar because she dates monsters 1 and 2 years younger than her 18 years. i officially want to jump off of a high cliff with no expectations of a vampire of manwolfchild coming to my aid.
- oh my god, rural washington was georgeous, why the f did i leave. dude, the only accurate thing in this movie is the fact that la push beach is really amazing. and the movie doesn’t even do it justice. so i guess nothing in the movie is accurate.
- however, wolves are extremely cool. especially when they are hungry.
- if they can all see the future, couldn’t all of these shenanigans have been prevented? why didn’t the cullens just not live there to begin with? its like they want life to be awful for everyone.
- how did indie rock reach rural washington? having ridden those winding roads, i can tell you that they don’t have radio reception.
- the old timey vampires use the word ‘utilize’. rachel is gonna be maaaaaad.
