- he corrects people’s grammar in this tone of complete condescension
- he is an unreliable narrator (which we kinda learn in the St. Patrick’s Day party episode)
- he went to Wesleyan
- i think the girl he is going to marry will be a skank
- he has an evil smile
- he had a threesome with Winnie Cooper
- Victoria was lovely and he was not only a crap boyfriend, but also cheated on her
- he went on a blind date with the same girl twice and rejected her only because she dressed up her cats
- he’s from ohio
- i can’t sleep
1 – grammar is awesome
2 – when he is unreliable, the show tells us
3 – so did marshall and lily
4 – he really doesn’t date a lot of skanks
5 – no he doesn’t
6 – that still hasn’t been confirmed
7 – he wasn’t a crap boyfriend, and she had many issues also
8 – that was NOT the only reason
9 – at least it’s not indiana
10 – you’re having too many feelings