The Slow Gin Fizz

(1) and you all wonder why i dont like shopping
(2) haha, people are annoyed that im playing hearts on the line and not caring
(3) aaaaaaand dad is arguing. And we’re walking away.
(4) oh good, he bought ghosts of ex girfriends past, marley and me, and 17 again
(5) gay cousin ted has been outgayed
(6) oh god, i hope i dont have to watch any of these
(7) wow, i got all this stuff done and mcdonalds is still serving breakfast. So thats why people do this!
(8) mmmmm egg mcmuffin.
(9) OMFG CHANGE OF PLANS WHITE CASTLE AHHHHHHH
(10) god bless us everyone