The Slow Gin Fizz

(1) i can actually see the potato pancake shapes in my belly
(2) i formulate escape strategies involving ropes when mu rooms on the first floor
(3) i miss the mess in my apartment
(4) and the mosquito that haunts what would be my dreams if i could actually sleep
(5) i fantasize about using my web enabled mobile device on the bus ride home
(6) i miss brooklyn…yeah
(7) i review the catalogue of breakups and would rather go through that again than be here
(8) i have actually eaten all of my many feelings
(9) and yet i’m still unhappy. How is this possible?
(10) ahhhhh the movie knocked up. Haven’t seen this in a while. I really hate everything. Get me out of here.