- didn’t we we just share yesterday?
- is this byob?
- dude, it’s just grammar, chill the fuck out
- can we watch ‘love actually’ while we do this?
- just proofread emails before you send them. it takes literally a second
- dude, ‘literally’ is as unnecessary of a word as utilize
- lisa, feelings cannot be stupid or wrong. but you do really stupid things based on how you feel. a lot.
- rachel, i think that’s stupid
- you’re such an asshole
- why can’t you just say ‘i’m busy’ or ‘i don’t feel like it’ or ‘maybe, i’ll let you know by 4′ when i try to make plans?
- do you have anything heavier than a nerf baseball bat to emote with?
- can we get our friends on conference call? we’ll pay extra.
- why are you yelling? i’m sitting two feet away. ‘literally’.
- i’m gonna need honey for this level of impasse
- therapist, can we get one of those police lineup mirror windows in here? we get along better when we think no one’s watching.
- where are we going to eat after this? they have a bar, right?
- teddy’s gonna be maaaaad when i tell him you called me retarded
- if we had a friendship assessment committee, this would not be necessary
- lisa, you put the ‘ass’ in ‘assessment’
- hehe, you said ass and men
