The Slow Gin Fizz

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movie review: avatar January 2, 2010

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  1. longest movie i’ve seen in 2010. wow, that’s the first time i typed the year! it looks so futuristic.
  2. much like the movie avatar, which takes place so far in the future that we can genetically create aliens, and yet they still can’t seem capable of manufacturing decent bullet proof vests
  3. there are occasional subtitles for the alien language lines, and they totally use papyrus font. apparently it’s the official font of indigenous peoples.
  4. watching a movie in 3D just reminds me of how much i loved captain eo. it’s just another part of me.
  5. anyone think it’s odd that the earth creatures are trying to take over this other planet, and the only people involved are trigger happy americans led by giovanni ribisi?
  6. apparently in the future, no one wears suits and the military no longer requires uniforms
  7. where the hell was nasa whilst all these shenanigans were going on? whatever that jelly like stuff was inside the pods, i want a bed made out of it.
  8. a better name for this movie would’ve been ‘avatars with brave hearts in the ferngully-like  matrix’
  9. other planets are really sustainable and have totally gone green
  10. nachos are better in 3D
  11. it makes you think about how awkward it would be to see your boss naked, bleeding, and wrapped in ivy
  12. aliens have absolutely no sense of humor and tell jokes never. if this means no comedy shows in space, count me in.
  13. our animals get a serious ‘needs improvement’ rating compared to the animals of other planets. i really thought we’d all have pet velociraptors by now.
  14. only in sci-fi can you get it on with an alien and end up mated for life. not totally unlike vegas or halloween.
  15. even though it was way too long, i liked this movie if only for the fact that i didn’t have to hear anyone say ‘i’ll never let go jack!’.
 

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