I’ve never watched a single episode of Lost, so I figured this final season would be a good place to start. So here’s a list of ways I envision Lost ending based on what I do know of the show: there was a plane crash, people are lost, it’s meta, there’s a polar bear maybe, sometimes they have curtains, daddy issues, time is bendy
- whoops, they were looking at the map upside down the whole time
- they are all the illegitimate children of JR Ewing so they went back in time and shot him
- the ‘polar bears’ were really just Disney employees in costumes who defected and were in hiding
- when that dude said to go right, the chick didn’t know if he meant his right or her right, but was too embarrassed to ask
- as children, they all drove their father’s away with their incessant watching of Gilligan’s Island
- they are all avatars except the fat nerdy guy who scurries about providing tech support, which is why everyone else is so attractive
- the curtains are actually made of the same material as invisibility cloaks
- some dude left the island to go get cigarettes and the paper saying they’d come back in ten minutes. and he didn’t.
- apparently everyone on the island had walked under a ladder on the day of their flight
- you CAN dig a whole in your backyard that goes all the way to china!
