- if I tell her how Lost ends, maybe she’ll stop watching episode after episode. THE ISLAND TRAVELS THROUGH TIME IDIOT.
- why does this bitch keep checking me, you KNOW no one called. depressing!
- YES THE RINGER IS ON AND IT IS WORKING
- for a former english major, she really sucks at boggle
- oh no, not the youtube app, it can only mean one thing. taylor swift’s ‘you belong with me’. again. with the tearful sing-a-long. !@#$
- oh and now you want to text him. THAT’S a good idea. I can’t freeze the screen every time you make a bad decision you know.
- what exactly do you intend to use your photoshop app for? Ha, you can’t figure it out.
- and really, you know the neato looking compass will just confuse you
- you saw daylight savings marked on your calendar and got excited thinking you had something to do. Sucka. ::hangs camera lens in shame::
- I KNOW you didn’t just shazam a depressing Pink song.
- ‘sad bastard’ is not a genre on Pandora that either of us need to listen to
- I understand you have a checkers ‘strategy’, but you keep losing to an unchanged algorithm who doesn’t care about your intense need to feel some sense of success in life
- you should be googling psychotherapists instead of fish tacos
- I can assure you that no one is interested whatever you are considering liveblogging
- dude, when writing an email, the Send button is on the left and the Discard button is on the right. IT’S NOT THAT HARD AND THEY ARE CLEARLY MARKED AHHHHHHHH. That’s it. goodbye cruel world. Tell apple I’m sorry for that whole patent thing. I have suffered everyday since.
