“Brunch was like Jesus, sour cream, cheddar cheese, black beans and chicken sausage had an orgy in my mouth and just when they all thought they couldn’t take anymore, Cinnamon-Raisin Toast came along and said, ‘hold on: i’m about to fuck the shit out of all of you and then after we’re done I’m going to have sex with blackberry jam in Lisa’s mouth’.”
-Gay Cousin Teddy
Let’s do it – except I’m NOT eating a large again. (that’s what she said) – jian
“i think in this day and age a typo is almost as easy as a one night stand” – jian
“after all you do for me i sometimes feel obligated to do you or something” – gay cousin ted to lisa re: his vacation
“What’s close to a vagina?” – Rachel
“I’m sure they meant the restrooms. I had a couple of intense moments there.” – Jian
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