I don’t want to write anything cliche, but it is true – you lose complete sense of time and money when you’re trapped in casinos surrounded by an array of blinking slot machines, drinks, and boom boom pow music. Being indoors on soft carpeting and just a skip away from your ultra-lux room gives you a false sense of security but a very actual reality of convenience; a convenience to stay up all night doing god knows what, that is…
- this is probably one of the best places to go on vacation if you just want to relax and sit by a pool by day; gamble, see shows, and dance all night
- this is one of the most annoying places to work. everyday you walk by the pools and the 95 degree sun, just wanting to shed life and go join the vacationers.
- why does everyone i meet come from canadia or england?
- if you ever thought your clothes are too revealing – go here. you’ll either fit right in or get showed up
- apparently, i get in less trouble when my friends are NOT there. either that or i’m older and wiser now (guffaw)
- people from Indiana and the mid-west really know how to party
- diet red bull and vodkas are your friend on 2-4 hours of sleep nightly
- you can never make too many jokes, references, or innuendos about poles
- reenacting a fake wedding is tons more fun than planning an actual one for sure
- the overly plastic wives of the surgeons looked entirely too normal in vegas
- i will never go to a restaurant because of the ambiance again – food is always number one
- i should’ve accepted that marriage proposal
- is it cheating when you meant to kiss each other’s cheek and both miss?
- the freeing nature of the city makes people feel the need to share a lot and speak openly of their experiences and feelings. BEWARE
- you need to slather on tubs of hardcore lotion to ensure that you do not turn into a reptile in the dry, desert climate
- my hair still feels funny…
- there were more than a couple of times when the thought “gosh, i hope they don’t think i’m a hooker” crossed my mind
- going to the spa in vegas is definitely worth it – this is definitely one area where you want them to overdo it a lot
- always ask what the market price is: $85 for lobster?
- a realization: twittering while intoxicated is better than texting – a lot less dangerous when statements aren’t addressed to one person only
- im pretty sure getting drunk with your boss and flashed by your coworker multiple times is only acceptable in vegas (or maybe a new tradition has begun)
- lastly, i’m glad i didn’t do everything i wanted to do – now i have an excuse to go back =)
