hot, sticky, bad hair.
no pants thank you. dresses, yum.
sweat. sweat. sweat. sweat. sweat.
chance of rain, maybe.
was it this rainy last year?
shrug. time is bendy.
miss wearing jackets.
daria, is it fall yet?
now i miss christmas.
Happy poem in your pocket day! April 30, 2009
http://www.poets.org/page.php/prmID/406?gclid=CMXHnYrlmJoCFR1N5Qod7jmP_g
Here are some haikus I wrote about things that annoy me in the milieu of email. I call this series ‘This I Know’. By lisa anne.
It’s a bunny. Oh.
Easter, Nesquik, I get it.
It’s animated. ?
I know it’s Monday.
You send me a coffee pic,
You are dead to me.
Now it is Friday.
TGI your mom. Guess what,
Outlook says the day.
LOL you say.
I call bs. Your lips, still.
Why are you lying?
Friends. Angels. Babies.
Who writes this crizzap? I know.
Heidi and Spencer.
Haiku: take that alanis April 20, 2009
Irony: when I,
plan a trip, and that same trip
nearly destroys me.
Passover haiku: last day April 16, 2009
i’m still fat and mean.
pasta sandwich, here I come.
I so win at rice.
passover haiku: day 4 April 12, 2009
goddamn you atkins.
how could you do this to folks?
rot in low carb hell.
passover haiku: day 2 April 10, 2009
food pie with matzoh!
maybe this won’t be so bad.
i’ll still win at rice.
Shameless self promotion: I totally won a haiku contest! March 27, 2009
http://www.mediabistro.com/unbeige/contests/unbeige_design_haiku_contest_winners_112274.asp
now that I have achieved widespread fame and glory, it’s time I started writing my memoirs. in haiku of course. here’s some excerpts from the early drafts:
should I get a perm?
‘totally!’ she says. Thanks jess,
you were some best friend.
College moving day!
Ah, a dave matthews poster.
I hated that bitch.
Tuesday, 4AM
No I’m not from craigslist son!
Delete my number.
Dearest Keanu,
My love is without bounds. But…
Stop trying accents.
one so’ co and lime.
and a rolling rock please. my,
look how far i’ve come.
