- outfield’s ‘I don’t want to lose your love tonight’
- debbie gibson’s ‘lost in your eyes’
- bon jovi’s ‘living in sin’
- elton john’s ‘someone saved my life tonight’
- ted & lori duet: ‘cruisin’
- the gorillaz’ ‘feel good inc’
- soul decision’s ‘faded’
- dj kool’s ‘let me clear my throat’
- katy perry’s ‘hot and cold’
- kelly clarkson’s ‘since you’ve been gone’
karaoke wish list for gay cousin ted March 30, 2009
The Same, But Different March 1, 2009
sometimes people find it hard to tell lisa and rachel apart. here is a handy guide for such people:
1 – rachel is a stickler for grammar, spelling, punctuation, and word choice. lisa is not.
2 – rachel enjoys being girly, i.e. makeup, heels, dresses. lisa does not.
3 – rachel likes her balls salty, lisa prefers them sweet.
4 – lisa loves beer like some people love their children. beer is poison to rachel.
5 – lisa loves and cares about animals. rachel would prefer the world was rid of them.
6 – rachel enjoys the marketing and media industries. lisa would prefer the world was rid of them.
7 – rachel sings at karaoke. lisa watches karaoke.
8 – lisa kicks rachel’s ass at checkers. rachel kicks lisa’s ass at connect four.
9 – lisa prefers to text. rachel prefers to call.
10 – rachel likes stand-up comedy. lisa likes to sit down and not laugh.
11 – rachel is on many social networking websites. lisa will never be on any ever again.
12 – lisa’s damaged body parts include her stomach and her back. rachel’s eyes and teeth are f’ed up. both of their livers are beyond repair.
13 – rachel’s memory is scarily precise. lisa often inserts the wrong people into memories.
14 – rachel appreciates a good pun/buzzword. lisa almost kills rachel every time she uses one.
15 – rachel is quite bitchy, yet advocates being part of society. lisa has more manners, yet would prefer not to be part of society.
Brett, you’ve got it goin’ on January 5, 2009
So on Saturday night we crashed a birthday party for a guy named Brett. He was hysterical. He loved our music choices, made funny faces, chugged a beer in five seconds, and is the only person so far that we’ve forgiven for wearing a yankees hat. So in honor of him, here’s a list of fun things to do with Brett:
1 – go to a beastie boys concert
2 – scarf shopping
3 – a mets/yankees game
4 – karaoke
5 – go-karting
6 – watching a movie with subtitles
7 – market research
8 – ride a bicycle built for two
9 – bowhunting
10 – play charades
Happy New Year! December 31, 2008
in honor of this wonderful year, here’s a list of awesome things that happened this year which were that much better because we weren’t looking for them:
1 – finding a bloody caesar at keybar
2 – the coyaba beach hotel in jamaica
3 – really amazing sandwiches at avenue cafe this afternoon
4 – the best, and perhaps the only, karaoke rendition of “tipsy” ever – thank you, chicago
5 – bart, the funniest stranger we ever met at a bar
6 – email chains with gay cousin ted
7 – the tribute band “anything for loaf”
8 – attending the premiere of “the day the earth stood still”
9 – incorporating the phrase “i win at…” into everything we say
10 – something that happens tonight, possibly involving beer, cheese, and a magic bullet
