- all of my feelings are accurate and positive
- i am not annoyed to be in midtown
- I am able to enjoy the awesomeness of opening band the black keys and forget that they are hip and from brooklyn
- I spend ten dollars on a terrible beer that I drink out of what basically amounts to a grownup sippy cup, spill foam all over me, and love every moment
- someone besides me gets excited about the song ‘Down’
- I am slightly less annoyed than usual to be hearing the song ‘Jeremy’
- I am not the oldest person at the concert
- baseball team affiliation is no longer relevant
- i am hearing the best song ["state of love and trust"] from the best movie soundtrack [Singles] performed live
- I am not thinking about complex carbohydrates or smoke monsters
- eddie vedder reduces me to a contemporary tween only capable of mono-syllabic abbreviated squeals
- I forget that I am old and crotchety and have to wake up early the next day
- bad seats are not bad seats
- new yorkers are happy and polite
- world is a perfect plane of existence
- Chelsea is going to be a ghost town this weekend during these shows
- awww, I love pregaming with uber fun ‘mos
- how do I always end up at shows for comics whom I know very little about?
- OMG JOAN RIVERS! She has about as many original parts as dolph lundgren’s character did in ‘johnny mnemonic’, but even this incarnation of her is a national treasure
- why am I such a sucker for montages? Wow, Kathy has really done a lot of cool stuff. And that Eminem video for real the slim shady still holds up in terms of utter randomness
- dude, why was she never on 6 feet under? It would have been incredible!
- oh snap, she made fun of deaf people. teddy’s gonna be maaaaaad.
- brb, I am currently pee’ing myself as I recall her impression of Snooki re: their grammy’s red carpet chat about bumpits and boyfriends
- this is actually pretty gd funny
- omg, these stories about her mom cursing at her and drinking boxed wine are hilarious. me and dad could TOTALLY have our own show. though obviously my dad would be kathy griffin and I would be drinking boxed wine.
- I think me and her have similar reactions to life’s poignant moments (aka fear and humor as a defense mechanism)
- wow, she gets freaked out around famous people just like me
- um. Has anyone noticed that she talks EXACTLY like sean?
- it’s great that Kathy is doing law & order, but I really need her on CSI vegas
- she is making fun of oprah and celine dion. I think she is officially my hero.
- it is highly unlikely that I will ever stop laughing at the oprah impression
- it’s really refreshing when an LA celeb shows genuine love and affection for nyc
- it must be really hard for her to be friends with susanne somers without making mr. roper jokes all the time
- I still can’t wrap my head around her doing new years shows for cnn. they were kinda asking for it.
- whoa, 2 hours and I was still laughing. Kathy, I heart you!
