The Slow Gin Fizz

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liveblogging the season premiere of Lost February 2, 2010

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btdubs – i’ve never watched the show before

  • Matthew Fox should stop flying. it’s just not fair to the rest of the passengers on the plane
  • that guy is talking during the show. that is soooooo not allowed
  • the first rule of Lost night is that you don’t talk during Lost night.
  • the word buoyant is funny
  • people on planes share a lot. no wonder i don’t like flying.
  • makes you wonder, what would you say to someone who just died an hour ago
  • man, if there was a show with like, Lost meets CSI…i would never leave the house again
  • btw, the csi vegas team would’ve figured this out hours ago
  • its really funny when that guy talks about television
  • um. why are they using the song ‘more than a feeling’ in a commercial
  • how in the name of god is that woman alive? she was clutching a bomb
  • when did this show turn into the movie ‘the Mummy’
  • number one sign of bad acting: the in pain sounds are exactly the same as the sex sounds
  • bloody people kissing is totally gross
  • ugh, there are way too many feelings on this show
  • i feel unhappy just looking at these people
  • matthew fox looks like a hot science teacher that you never really understand, but would totally bang anyways
  • i HATE when people call other people ‘boss’
  • wait. she died in an underground mine explosion and both her sneakers are still on? do any of the laws of physics apply? or does just calling it Lost make whatever ok?
  • i wonder if the marketing folks ever thought to use the black smoke for an anti-smoking campaign? something like ‘i got the black smoke pops’.
  • “under the milky way” is in car commercials now? oh good.
  • hold up, no one is in the women’s bathroom after a flight from australia? don’t even get me started.
  • YES, STOP CALLING HIM BOSS
  • figures, a world of guitar cases and no guitars
  • the music on this show is totally stupid. please someone help them.
  • ugh, a magical island and there’s still kids
  • the word coveralls is funny
  • um. when someone says there are risks, wouldn’t the correct response be ‘what are the risks’?
  • damn. everyone on this show has to watch the people they love die like 17 times.
  • ok, i am enjoying the show, but everything they say reminds me why i don’t do yoga
  • where do these people get the guns from?
  • omg, i really want to be there when rachel has kids and tries to explain this show to them
 

jian’s interboro amalgamated nu committees as no wedding ever did September 29, 2009

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aka j.i.a.n.-c.a.n.-w.e.d.

aka, committees i would like to head up if anyone besides me liked committees.

  1. the wedding song committee (a sub-committee of lori and rachel’s music committee)
  2. the besides-the-wedding cake dessert committee
  3. the looking at wedding dresses online at work committee
  4. and it’s subcommittee, the creative ways to tell your coworkers that no, it’s not your wedding and yes, you’re ok and you know there’s someone out there for you too committee
  5. the who can gay cousin ted hook up with at jian’s wedding committee
  6. the poor life choices made at the bachelorette party committee
  7. the hangover mitigation committee
  8. the why is that guy yelling committee
  9. the ways and means committee (aka, the ways and means of telling people they can’t bring their loud and disruptive too young for public kids to the wedding committee)
  10. the inappropriate yet giggle worthy arts and crafts committee
  11. the honeymoon itinerant committee
  12. the hookups with the bartender and catering staff committee
  13. the creative, yet accurate, old/new/borrowed/blue committee
  14. the formal in front of relatives toasting committee
  15. the informal not in front of relatives roasting committee